For your consideration & enjoyment:
It’s hilarious irony, I love this type of humor! After you laugh ask yourself if you know vegans who act (reflectively) like this?
Pay some mind to the critiques by his pals at the end:
As he redundant repeated his emotionally-charged nutritional opinions at me, I was instantly convinced to become a meat eater.
JP was the most illogical, condescending person I’ve ever met.”
BTW, great headband!